guys this is actually real like a real person wrote this
“more than enough” oh you fucking saints, absolutely pouring wealth onto the unfortunates
lol this is amazing
Dear Prudie,
I think I just witnessed a murder
You fucking monster
GET HER PRUDENCE
No wonder why her name is PRUDENCE
We live in a row house surrounded by other row houses for blocks. People come to our neighborhood not because it’s wealthy but because it’s densely populated. More doors in less time. We go through bags and bags and bags of candy, and we’re poor af.
Make. Kids. Happy. You fuck.
a few big ass bags of candy is $20, maybe $30-40 if you really get a lot. if youre living in such a rich neighborhood you cam afford to get more candy. you just dont like having to give things to poor kids
I’ve been keeping a secret from you. You know about my work-in-progress tarot deck, the Bottanical tarot:
But what you don’t know, is that I have also been working on extra cards, kind of like a super matching oracle deck to go with it:
Four extra suits! There are just so many cool plants out there I couldn’t narrow it down. And, to make these decks even more cohesive, well, it’s not going to be two decks. It’s going to be one.
One super deck of 120 botanically based cards, for all the plant lovers out there.
Trees, flowers, crops, spices, cacti, poisons, herbs, medicinal, mushrooms and maybe even a couple of extras.
whitemanning critical 