hey was someone gonna tell me there was a final pam companion mod for fallout 4 or was i just supposed to figure that out for myself?
Tag: fallout
i wanna be a cowboy babey
god I wish that were me
When you can’t hack a terminal and you look up at nick to help you
Honestly this has probably been done before but I’ve been thinking about it for a while now.
I’m playing Fallout 4, attempting to sneak into a supermutant camp.
“HEY!” calls Nick Valentine, running forward. “You think you could use THIS?”
I creep towards where he’s crouched and examine what he’s found. It’s a sack of meat containing nothing but a broken human tibia.
No, Nick. I don’t fucking think so. Also, now we’re being shot at.
“I saw this and it reminded me of you. I know how you like having bones and stuff. Really takes me back…”
hey did you guys know you can objectively calculate how good at sex every single fallout character is thanks to fallout 2
Here’s a spreadsheet where you can use the formula. Help Us Make A Database.
As it it stands for Fallout 4 companions from worst to best
Curie (Miss Nanny)- 4 so below average
Curie (Synth)- 4.12 because apparently getting a body can only help so much
Porter Gage- 5.13 You need to brush your damn teeth and take a bath
Robert Joseph MacCready- 5.51 Rotting teeth subtract points I suppose.
Cait- 7.15 Your girl is good in bed.
Old Longfellow- 7.15 Heavy drinking seems to give you the same results no matter what age or gender you are.
Codsworth- 7.63 AT YOUR SERVICE.
Strong- 7.72 Uh….. hmmmmmm…. I don’t really have words the big man can swing.
Danse- 7.9 ………..Ad Victoriam……….
Nick Valentine- 7.9 Apparently synths got it going on.
X6-88- 8.01 I guess they were made to be better than huma- OH WAIT
Preston Garvey- 8.15 How’s it going, babe?
Deacon- 8.15 And we’ll never actually be able to prove it.
Hancock- 8.4 I dunno what I was expecting.
Piper Wright- 8.65 Damn Girl… the closest thing to a sex god this game has to offer.
Extra:
Liberty Prime- 9 LIBERTY PRIME FULL SYSTEM ANALYSIS SYSTEMS NOMINAL WEAPONS HOT….
I just thought everyone would like to see this
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