this new fallout is gonna be set in formerly-american-occupied Canada, where people have formed a culture around the Grognak the Barbarian comics but are under assault from Caesar’s Legion. Deathclaws have mutated to have wings. you arrive in the gamespace on a cart, awaiting execution
men you should be able to date but can’t because todd howard doesn’t understand love
stealth egg
grandpa toaster
You forgot teleporting murder babysitter
I did and it is right and good that I am called out for this.
What about Chrome-Dome Butler
yeah why not, but no putting him in a synth body like a coward. you rub your naked body all up on that hovering metal sphere or you get off my property.
Nick Valentine didn’t go through the trouble of making a glowing neon-pink heart-shaped sign advertising his detective business for you to call him straight. This man wears a noir detective outfit in the year 22fuck-all, and smokes cigarettes even though he’s a robot and it literally does nothing for him. He doesn’t even bother to patch up his one skinless spider hand, it’s part of his look now. His eyes glow. Do you think a straight man could begin to compete with Nick’s level of drama? His level of elegance?? Salt??? I think the fuck not
I just looked up a picture of vulpes inculta when he comes up to you on the new vegas strip and i was wheezing with laughter for 5 minutes straight because i forgot how fucking stupid he looks. i forgot. i fucking forgot
there he is, one of the most feared members of the legion. the head of the infamous frumentarii
whitemanning critical 