The game isn’t even canon to it’s own story and blizzard just makes shit up on the fly and the lore, as a whole, makes no goddamn sense. Screw this shit, I’m out, nothing’s canon and everyone’s gay. Good night.
sombra: lol gabe do you like this puppet i made of u
reaper, in tears: nno. no. its stupid. its fucking dumb. his little guns are–fucking dumb. him and his polished tiny mask with all of the perfect little details are–dumb as shit. his hand sewn trenchcoat makes him looks like a licensed miniature *grabs 3 tissues in rapid succession* idiot. or whatever. i have to leave
overwatch: here is d.va, a young woman who is a pro gamer!
overwatch league: doesnt have a single team in the entire league with a woman on their roster
Maybe because there’s not alot of hardcore girl gamer?…
geguri, one of the best off-tanks in the world, was told she didnt make the cut–not bc she wasnt good enough, and yes, the very ppl who didnt hire her said she was qualified, but didnt sign her bc “ppl would think it was a pr stunt” or “she might get harrassed” (SPOILER ALERT: SHE ALREADY GETS HARRASSED, INCLUDING BY A PLAYER CURRENTLY SIGNED TO SEOUL DYNASTY) or “she didnt have chemistry with the team”
THE BEST KNOWN ZARYA IN THE WORLD GOT REJECTED BY MULTIPLE TEAMS BC SHE IS A WOMAN. ITS ABT SEXISM.
The best Lucio and the best Mercy are both trans women. Mercy is still part of the meta in the league. Where are they? Why aren’t they in the league??
can you imagine the first time Hanzo and Jesse are having a heated discussion and Hanzo accidentally drops an “ain’t” mid-sentence? how he would freeze in absolute revulsion and whip around to glare at Jesse, who is laughing his ass off, and whisper “you. you did this to me.”?