man this fucking genji dick meta has fucked me up forever i fucking hate this this is the fucking worst like genji isnt my favorite character or anything so its not like i ever actually wondered to myself “oh hey i wonder if genji has a dick! huh!” and now not only has michael chu confirmed for me that genji has the complete set (like, balls and everything!) but also like! genji fucking shits. his gastrointestinal tract is WORKING it literally exists in the world of overwatch AND he has his ass cheeks like we have more lore about genjis fart process than fucking zenyattas entire backstory
HOOOOOOOOOO BOI our man matt knows where its at. we also have canon voice of mccree saying hanzo’s name IT’S GREAT
i can’t come up with anything cool so have this sappy ass comic where hanzo express his feeling openly bc he’s getting better at reciprocating jesse’s love for him ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
also i have no idea if non-fat means it’s healthier for the sake of this crap pls pretend it is _(」∠ ᐛ )_
mercy rez before: *flies in with gold sparkles, rose petals fall behind* HEROES NEVER DIE!! *heavenly music played by little cupids with trumpets, people applaud, some are crying*
mercy rez now: *puts cigarette down for a second* get up, bitch
I think it’d be super funny if none of Sombra’s tech stuff effected Roadhog because he’s basically the only analog character in the game with no robot parts, a meat hook, and a gun that shoots scrap metal garbage.
She hacks his phone to remove his cute wallpaper and ringtone, rendering him unable to act due to despair
i’m entirely going off of my own experience as an animator, but the small scrunch on his eye and slight raise of cheek could be interpreted as a small half-smile…imo…
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