This just in: Local super-soldier and amorphous murder-mass attempt to sleep on couch far too small for either.
Alternate: Boy that blanket sure is made out of boyfriend material.
Tag: overwatch
And then I fired, and then I missed. And then I was out of bullets, and then I got sad. I had a popsicle,
And then I passed out in the snow. And then I passed out and then I woke up and then I reloaded. And then I fired and then I missed.
I Want Jesse McCree to McHold Me In His Strong McFuckin’ Arms and McTell Me Everything’s McGonna Be Okay
Reaper had that outfit made already and was just waiting for the perfect time to use it. He heard ‘masquerade’ and was like
My aesthetics end me pliz
these are the only tweets on their accounts
g o t t e m
It’s time to shine!
Gabe may be the king of Halloween, but Jack’s the king of BBQ! Summer is his time!
@tormoody :thinking:
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