zealot-lover:

Jesse McCree: Hey jefe, does Commander Morrison speak Spanish?

Gabriel Reyes: Nope. Not a word.

McCree: Oh, okay.

*some time later*

McCree: *very red-faced* I THOUGHT YOU SAID HE DIDN’T SPEAK SPANISH!!

Reyes: Nope, he can’t speak a word of it. He can’t even roll his R’s.

Reyes: Understands it perfectly though.

tankdyke:

tankdyke:

i love content of like the overwatch characters goin out and doing fun things together but it’s funny considering close to half of them are terrorists and wanted criminals

mccree: ma’am id like to try my hand at the bean bag toss, how much’ll it cost

carnival attendant: *whips out a handgun* your life, criminal scum

mccree:

sablevelyn:

the fact that the retribution event changes reapers voice lines including the ones you get from loot boxes back to reyes voice just…. kills me. his edgy voicelines sound so funny in a normal mans voice like holy shit. “im back in black” haha good one gabe. “i work the graveyard shift” you sure do pal!