Tag: the witcher

Regis: You ever wanna talk about your emotions, Geralt?
Geralt: No.
Dettlaff: I do!
Regis: I know, Dettlaff.
Dettlaff: I’m sad.
Regis: I know, Dettlaff.

ma-kaka:

hobbitsaarebas:

hobbitsaarebas:

Ok the only thing making this game even remotely tolerable is headcanoning all the Witchers as trans. And the weird fetishizing way Kalkstein the alchemist talks to you about wanting to examine your body and its mutations feels all too familiar, tbh. 

How do cishet dude gamers not realize what a terrible Marty Stu Geralt of Rivia is, tho? like oh my god his designers should feel mortified

“Yeah here’s my OC, Geralt of Rivia, but his nickname is Wolf. He’s a total badass with superhuman reflexes and golden cat-eyes and white hair and attractive scars and big muscles. He’s so sexy and virile that big-titted women throw themselves at him but he doesn’t have to worry about STIs or unplanned pregnancies because of how Special he is and also he can cast spells and fight really good”

MEDIOCRE CISHET WHITE MEN HAVE NO GODDAM SHAME