asa-ghost:

Eddie, fidgeting: Anne, uh, I.. Venom.. Look, I know it’s weird, but Venom and I are kinda.. in a relationship now..

Anne, unphased, raising a hand up: Congrats, you got him.

Venom, reaching a tentacle out to high five Anne: Thanks for the tips, girl.

Eddie, aghast: What tips?!