Tag: dream daddy

introverteddork:

nepetaz:

and…I’m crying

@sacrednanners is crying

fumbledeegrumble:

bloodmrch:

Official Dream Daddy Concept Art from the Momocon Panel

that is probably the best way you could present the concept for Brian

baddestdad:

Robert Small ~ aka Bad Dad/Knife Dad

(All info is culled directly from in-game references; gif was made by me – if you want to use it in something else, please ask &/or give me credit.  Thanks so much!  <3)

~ Background Canon ~

• Seems to have little/no respect for people who sleep around and/or put sex before other, more important things
• Was (possibly) in the Army
  
• Has a Boston Terrier named Betsy (likes to pretend she’s a pit bull)
• Likes to tell elaborate (and sometimes graphic) stories. (Are they true? No one but Robert knows.)
  
• Knows how to fake people out (i.e. good poker face?)
• Sends texts/messages like a teenager
• Believes hitting a child would be despicable
  
• Insists on watching movie credits to the VERY end
  
• Has a daughter named Val who lives in Brooklyn; she works for some ‘news media online magazine thing’ and makes a lot of money doing it.
• He’s unsure of Val’s age, but thinks it’s maybe 25 or 26
• He refers to Brooklyn as ‘home’ (…so what does that make Maple Bay?)
• Carries a fully-stocked first aid kit in his truck
• Has an unconventional sense of humor
  
• Has a tendency to say exactly what he means…and then pretend like he didn’t mean it
• Not the most talkative of people, generally speaking
• Thinks River has an ‘old soul’
• His wife’s name was Marilyn; she died in an ‘accident’.
• He has a ‘long, wicked scar across his pecs’ (supposedly from a bike accident with Val)
• Has a tattoo on his left hand, shaped a little like a compass rose
• The mention of cannibalism reminded him of the last time he went skiing. (Just another ‘story’?)
• Claims his leather jacket has been in his family a long time, and that it’s ‘cursed’
• Seems to have done a lot of thinking about killing someone.  “It’s not just their life, you know.  It’s their hopes and dreams draining away.  Every memory and experience they’ve ever had…gone.”
• This guy may not look it, but he’s smart!  Knows who Hemingway is, has heard of capybaras, is a classic film buff, knows random Bible verses by heart…
• Robert’s hands are calloused and covered in little white scars.
• Got stabbed in Louisiana…or was it Kentucky…?
• Isn’t a ‘sore loser’
• Drives a VERY old red pickup truck.
• House is filled with sleek, modern appliances; a big flat-screen TV; and shelves upon shelves of DVDs

~ Likes/Dislikes Canon ~

• Has at least a mild interest in sports of some kind and a preferred team that he roots for
• Likes Paranormal Ice Road Truckers, but isn’t a fan of TV in general
• Likes war documentaries
  
• Doesn’t like small talk
• Doesn’t like being called Rob (…or Bobert) – ‘buddy’ seems to be okay?
  
• Likes to go camping (but hasn’t been after what happened last time)
  
• Digs old movies from the 30′s and 40s
  
• Takes the creation of movies VERY seriously
• Likes Tom Waits and Santana
• Likes to whittle and is pretty good at it
• Smokes like a chimney (if all the ashtrays in his house are any indication.)
• Enjoys the Criterion Collection

~ Food/Drink Canon ~

• Likes whiskey… A LOT – especially shots
• When it comes to alcohol, rarely takes ‘no’ for an answer
• Likes white zinfandel because it’s delicious, fruity, and refreshing
• LOVES pineapple on his pizza

• Enjoys bar-hopping

• Thinks Jim and Kim’s is the best bar in town
• Occasionally hangs out at The Coffee Spoon

~ Sex/Romance Canon ~

• Talks dirty…very dirty
  
• Enjoys leaving hickeys…lots of them
  
• Rough enough in bed to leave a person feeling sore and ‘creaky’ afterwards
  
• Enjoys biting
• When his lover says ‘no’ or ‘stop’ he takes it seriously
• Recognizes that he’s an emotional wreck/emotionally unavailable…and is honest about it

~ Memorable Quotes ~ 

• “The key to being cool is acting like you don’t care about anything, but actually care very deeply about everything to the point where it’s debilitating.”
• “Too many people think that they have to fill the dead air with noise.  Personally I think they’re afraid of the silence.  Or they’re afraid of what the other person is gonna think of the silence…learn to be comfortable with silence.”
• “I respect your opinion.  And I will fight with my life for your right to say it.  But where’s your sense of adventure? Where’s your sense of taste?  Why won’t you love yourself?”
  
• “The juciness of the pineapple paired with the tanginess of the sauce is a flavor combination that everyone should experience at least once, if not a thousand times more. Pineapple on pizza is one of the few things in life that I genuinely and thoroughly enjoy.  Please.  Please just do this for me.  No – do this for yourself.”
  
• “That popcorn-ass drivel the mass media is shoving down your throat will only make you dumber and sadder.  You of all people should strive for a higher standard in the art you consume.”
  
• “Are you kidding me? I would never hit a child.  That would be despicable.”
  
• “This is my Thinking Bench.  I have to get a solid two to three hours of brooding per day.  Filling quotas…A lot of people underestimate the senses of a man who broods.”
  
• “I’m so many levels of irony deep that I’ve forgotten what humor is.”
  
• “I was so busy chasing after all of these things that I thought would make me happy that I didn’t think about anyone else.  All I cared about was myself.”
  
• “Maybe I’m just built like this.  Or maybe I do it to myself.  Maybe it’s my own choice I’m as unhappy as I am.”
  
• “I’m working on my relationship with existence.”
  
• “Long live the king, baby.”
  
• “I spent my whole life only taking, and taking, and taking.  And now here I am, an old, broken man sitting on top of a pile of everything I’ve ever taken.  Alone.”
  
• “I spent so much time chasing after things I thought were gonna make me happy that I ruined my only real chance at happiness.”
  
• “You know, every day for me is a battle against my own self-destructive habits.”

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