sapphiresoulmate:

some jackass: joseph is terrible
me: yeah ikr
some jackass: because of the cul–
me: he named his kids chris when his last name is also chris like who the fuck does that it’s like a trying hard pre-evolved version of moon moon on your kids and he has 4 he had 4 chances to not fuck that up but he still did

star-fools:

dadsona: whiskey
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