Tag: mass effect

snizabelle:

Garrus finally decides to bring Shepard to meet his family

buuuuut turns out Solana started dating a human and wants to introduce them too

Garrus is like “we can’t BOTH bring our human dates do you want dad to have a heart attack?????” (Sol: “AT LEAST MY DATES NOT A SPECTRE”)

Poor, retired, please-just-let-me-have-peace-in-this-life papa vakarian is like “I’m just surprised glad you two could find mates that tolerate you”

Gar/Sol:“Gee dad. Thanks.”

snizabelle:

rudecanadian:

snizabelle:

So Garrus takes Shepard to Palaven after the war to visit family, see landmarks etc. But something seems off and Shepard can’t really put their finger on why. Suddenly it dawns on them. 

“Where are all the kids?” 

Garrus looks confused,”What do you mean?”

“I haven’t seen a single little turian since I’ve been here. I can understand older kids are probably in school or…training I guess. But no babies? Toddlers? Do they all stay home or…?”

Garrus gives Shepard a weird look, “ What are you talking about? There are children everywhere!”

Shepard gestures violently to the huge crowd of adult turians going about their day. “Where!??!”

Garrus puts his hands on Shepards shoulders and turns them toward a female turian sitting at a table a few yards away, snacking on some lunch. “See that woman over there? Watch her for a few minutes.”

Sure enough, a moment later she holds up a little bit of food near the opening of her jacket and the cutest, tiniest little baby turian pops its head out, snaps it up and quickly retreats back inside.

Shepard is so shocked they blurt out “ooooh mMMYYYY GODDDD!!!!???” causing Garrus to jump.

Shepard spends the rest of the day loudly screaming and pointing at every baby turian they spot (of which there are very many) while Garrus chases them around and profusely apologizes to everyone around them.

At one point Shepard just sinks to the floor and starts crying because they see twins.

I know this is supposed to be for a FemShep, but just imagine.

MShep doing this on a casual trip to Palaven with Garrus.

I purposely keep it gender neutral so it can apply to both