capacity:

Bottom academy vs top academy

pillowswithboners:

xeppeli:

This is why it’s dangerous to give a werewolf a blowjob

Excuse me?

i want to play an rpg where these are my four stats

not-so-smol:

cobaltdays:

When you breed a white twink and find out he’s a trump supporter so you go in to take your load back.

What the fuck did i just read

chunkyheels:

I am YELLING

square:

That electricterror guy, to prove he’s not white, posted both a selfie and a picture of him having sex in the same post. He did, however, mention geeksandmisandry in his post, and acted like they were the ones calling him white when the truth is that in the notes aces and aros of color wanted to know and were calling him out for it. Imagine being so disgusting that instead of replying and saying “no I’m latinx” someone posts a picture of themselves having untagged sex. Minors are on both sides.

xenophilesanonymous:

turians turians turians

My favorite picture of Garrus, hands down. The lines just flow so gorgeously. hnngh

anybody know the actual artist

there’s a gay bar in my city and they’re trying to raise money to get a new roof. So their slogan for the donations is “Like all good bottoms, we’ve worn out our top” and i just felt that i needed to share that

seashellronan:

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lilbittydragon:

spacehussy:

broliloquy:

quasi-normalcy:

Hot Take: Satan’s actual aim in “The Devil Went Down to Georgia” was to trick Johnny into committing the mortal sin of pride. Since he succeeded, the Devil gets his soul anyway. But enjoy your functionally useless golden fiddle for the next few decades, I guess.

Even hotter take: Johnny seems like the kind of cool and fun person who was going to go to hell for enjoying life to the fullest anyway, so all the Devil really achieved was a truly impressive self-own in the form of an immortal folk song commemorating Johnny absolutely destroying him in a fiddle duel, despite the fact that the Devil cheated by summoning an entire band of demons to back him up.

#hottest take: the devil was just trying to flirt with johnny

#ultra hot take: The Devil Went Down On Johnny