Thor, Asgardian and naive: Loki, I’ve been meaning to ask. Are you and the Grandmaster involved in a… romantic relationship?
Loki, also Asgardian, naive to a degree: No, we have a mutually beneficial relationship that means I get whatever I desire from him, like wealth, and he gets whatever he desires from me.
Bruce Banner, Midgardian, knows exactly what a sugar daddy is: oh sounds great
Look at Hulk’s room. I’ll I’m saying is that he didn’t get all that from just winning in the arena and you know it.
you come into my home, look me in the eyes, imply hulk fucked the grandmaster,
the shape of water’s fishman looks like he’d wait till the third date to have sex and when we did it’d be in the candlelight with a handpicked lovemaking playlist on in the background meanwhile venom looks like he’d raw me in a gas station bathroom at 3am
cis bottoms be puttin all kinds of shit up their bootyholes like dildos, wine bottles, hairbrushes, bananas, etc. but then can’t fathom the idea of a trans man toppin them.
This post pissed off a bunch of transphobes, so please, continue to reblog it.
you can try written tutorials. for example, if you want to pursue insertion sex, you can begin by looking up how to do (insert position here), and they’ll have helpful tips on how to position the both of you, how to minimize discomfort, and how to make the experience overall be more enjoyable. look up positions that range in zone and position; sitting, lying down side-by-side, etc. because you’ll want to anticipate switching around multiple positions to find what works best, or because a certain position is tiring you. there should be multiple resources for all types of genitalia/tools.
but honestly, what makes sex ‘better’ is by outright asking your partner what they find most pleasing. everybody has their own preferences, its not like missionary is some catchall sex position that will work for everyone, or that oral is pleasurable all the time. we all have wildly different body sensitivities, sexual desires, privacy limits, and repulsions.
and of course, you may not know your sex preferences until you try them out. some might be surprisingly painful, some tire you out more. if something is especially enjoyable for you, make sure they know. they’re taking notes as well.
its one thing to learn how to reverse cowgirl from a written tutorial, its another to try it and verbally ask your partner how it feels, while also examining how it makes you feel. by repositioning the both of you over and over until the best is achieved, that’s how to Sex Better between partners.
learning by watching porn is… i dont think it’s a good method. ive never referenced porn while intimate. partly because i dont get the appeal of a lot of typical porn stuff (can you not make a creepy grin as you stare into my eyes please) and partly because they’re pretty uninformative. a lot of this stuff is from scripts, aka these actors are told exactly what to do beforehand. and even with the stuff that’s not word-for-word scripted, you’re probably watching people who did a lot of talking off-camera.
sex in media is this predictable formula of ‘flirting, sudden sensual foreplay, 30 minutes straight of passionate sex, and afterglow’. in real life, it’s common for it to be more like, ‘asking your partner what kind of sex they want, getting the tools and aids ready, tentative foreplay with communication still ongoing, 10 minutes of some sex, pause, 10 more minutes of sex, hey do you want to stop, yeah kinda, ok sure lets get a snack, later that evening we try oral and think its okay but not great’.
its only after repeated sex does it run more smoothly. you already know what works and what doesn’t. learning how to Sex Good is very much dependent on what your partner wants, and not cosmo’s next best position to Blow His Mind
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